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A warning to you...
Submitted By Techie3MASTER_ on 12/02/29
Mars Explorer, Techie3MASTER_, Documents 

People of Mars...
 
A movement is coming... the likes of which have never been seen before...
 
It all started with the MASTERS...
 
We were a powerful club, and we work for equality for ALL martians...
 
To make Mars a complete democracy...
 
But recently, it has been a dictatorship...
 
And we aim to CHANGE THAT FACT...
 
We will rebel against Aubrey and the Mods...
 
We will destroy you all, even the peaceful citizens...
 
NO ONE IS SAFE....
 
YOU CANNOT HIDE...
 
And more importantly...
 
WE WILL SPARE NO ONE.
 
We will prepare a demonstration...
 
By destroying the Mods one by one...
 
And taking Aubrey out too...
 
But here is a demonstration unto you...
 
To see for yourself...
 
WHAT WE ARE CAPABLE OF...
 
And you will find that answer to be...
 
ANYTHING.
 
The demonstration will make the Mods angry...
 
For harassing them for their ill ways...
 
But where they fail we will succeed...
 
Because our power is...
 
ENDLESS.
 
Moderators...
 
If you take action against us, you will fail...
 
If you hide this post, you will be destroyed...
 
Any attempt to stop us will surely fail...
 
Because....
 
We....
 
Are....
 
The....
 
MASTERS.
 
The demonstration will take place in a later post. This is not a threat, it is a warning. If you side with us, you will live. If you side with them, YOU WILL DIE.
 
Take that how you will.

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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:03 GMT
Bam. Wanna have a Mars's stupidest posts contest?
This is from 2009. XD what a fail.
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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
5 days - 26,111v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:32 GMT
You're right, Panzer :P hehe 
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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
3 days - 9,746v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:53 GMT
*snickers*... power? Can we have some examples? Umm, I can't really take you seriously. Total and complete democracy is a bad thing.
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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
4 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 6:59 GMT
Mods leave this up for a while please.
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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
2 weeks - 19,718v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 7:12 GMT
...We are leaving this up not because of the absurd threat about hiding it, but rather for the comedic value :)
 
Techie (Edit: "Master") (and your 14 other accounts that I won't hesitate to close if you keep harassing people):
You obviously have talent for writing and demagoguery - for your own sake, use it for good instead of wasting it on nonsense.
 
Mars wouldn't exist without me or our hardworking mods. I could stop paying for all the servers tomorrow, and your so called democracy would disappear under your feet.
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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
20 hours - 2,588v
Posted 2013/12/08 - 3:19 GMT
lol... nice one Aubrey! plz leave this up whenever I'm down i just come check this post out xD
Cya round mars!
~MrSniper
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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
23 hours - 3,072v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 8:04 GMT
Yay, anarchy!
 
Really, this post gave me a good laugh. Maybe you should start up a impromptu style comedic act, perhaps about government and the lack thereof?
 
A note from the legal team: Perhaps "master" is a better way of addressing him. We wouldn't want trademark dilution on the word "techie," especially in reference to (MRG) Techie (Totoro)+ and proud Carbon Combat mod techietotoro. That just wouldn't do.
 
I just cannot wait for my imminent death: be sure to bring cake!
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Re: The MASTER N00B Rebellion
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 9:02 GMT
Trolololololololololololololololololololololololol. This is hilarious! XD
 Mods please don't hide this, it will definitely cheer the community up! :D
 
Great MASTER, please spare me! I tremble in your awe inspiring presence!
 
Seriously guys, what has become of Mars Explorer?
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Re: The MASTER N00B Rebellion
4 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 10:16 GMT
pancakes thank you for overiding my comment and for your constant enlightening guidance as to what mods should do. What a blessing for us all to bask in your splendor and humility.
 
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Re: The MASTER N00B Rebellion
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 10:34 GMT
Kruncher, saying the same thing as you is not overriding your comment. In fact, it means I agree with you.
Thank you very much for your comment, it is quite flattering indeed!
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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
1 week - 20,797v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 10:17 GMT
If he thought it was bad then...
Just wait until he see's it now! XD
This is the stupidest post I've ever read...
@Kruncher: I agreed with the second sentence...
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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
5 days - 10,809v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 10:22 GMT
...............Sorry, but what will you supposedly do to us if we do not obide by your comands?
Oh and if you will "SPARE NO-ONE" why will people want to join you?
And Aubrey! You are back! I've always wanted to talk...type to you!
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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 13:45 GMT
LOLOLOLOL.
This is FUNNEH.
 
/useless comment
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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
5 days - 22,986v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 14:31 GMT
*stretches*
 
Ahem..i'm waiting for my death?
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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 14:50 GMT
So Aubrey IS NOT silent after all......momentous news...
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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
1 day - 5,985v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 15:19 GMT
...I-I'm sorry is this a joke? Because I didn't know what was the worst joke, the post or the poster.

OH I got an idea Techie3MASTER! Find yourself in a mental hospital and tell the patients that because unless your brain damaged or just plain too stupid beyond repair for believeing that we would believe that.
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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
7 hours - 630v
Posted 2012/04/04 - 18:46 GMT
Lol, what's the worst he can do? Caps lock us death?
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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
21 hours - 1,699v
Posted 2012/04/23 - 13:09 GMT
...BECAUSE MY POWER IS...
ENDLESS.
I WILL DESTROY ALL LIVING MARTIANS...
AND I WILL NOT FAIL THAT HILARIOUS AND PRETTY POINTLESS POEM THING THATLIES IN THE POST...
AND I MUST HAVE MYSELF LEAVE NOW..
FOR I AM TOO TIRED TO DO ANYTHING...
ELSE.
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Re: The MASTER Rebellion
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2016/10/31 - 23:45 GMT
This was bait.

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