The following is a true story.  

One day a boy and his friend stayed up late talking to each other.  After getting very hyper, contemplating life, and eating tons of candy, he had to hang up the call. He then launched his favorite game.  He looked at his username in all it's simplistic, meaningless glory, and decided to craft an elaborate tale of deception and puppeting.  He woke up the next day, and stupidly decided to keep the new name instead of apologizing to the community.  

This also doubles as my resignation from the ACC.  

-Marssteenson?  Dstreckoning?  

Dominic.  That'll work.